what else was the horse meant to do? the monkey really should have specified.

[kitsunegari]

Go to urban​dicti​onary​.​​​com and type in your answer​ to each quest​ion in the search​ box, then write​ the FIRST​ defin​ition​ it gives​ you.

1. Your Name: [ censored real name ] 
[ censored real name ] isn't defined yet

2. Your Age: 28
The number 28 means to titty bite. The number 2 is meant to look like a jaw while the 8 being titties. <- this definition confuses me. i get that 8 = titties, but i don't see how 2 = jaw.am i just a little ocularly challenged here? 

Its a number. Yes, it IS a number. It WAS a number, but still IS a number.
It's NOT 27, but yet, not 29 either.
Its WAY from 26, or even 25, and by guessing 30, you have mistaken greatly.
The number is ALOT larger than 7, which is a very nice number, but isnt the number we are looking for in this text. YES, its 28! 28282828!

Slightly above 27 comes 28.  <- i thought this one was funny.

3. One Of Your Friends: jackie
A lady's "stiffy". A visibly excited, erect clitoris, which causes an extension to the camel-toe in a lady's bikini pants. (If embarassed, the lady may offer the excuse that she has been aroused by reading the raunchy novels of JACKIE COLLINS. Usually, of course, she has simply been masturbating.) <- not sure what she'll think of this

4. What You Should Be Doing: sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

5. Your Favorite Color: orange
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis. <- i don't have a favourite colour, so i just picked on. 

6. Your Birthplace: brisbane

1. The capital of Queensland, Australia. It's as great as Sydney and Melbourne without the wankers! <- i'm from this one

6.<tr><td></td>  A very small town in the suburbs of San Francisco, California about two minutes away from Daly City. This town is full of white boys who a) think they are cholos, b) wish they were cholos, and c) give cholos a bad name. On the whole, there is only one sexy man, who is the only true cholo, even if he is a nino mimado.

Never date a guy from Brisbane. <- i'm NOT from this one.</td></tr>

7. Last Person You Talked To: sebastian
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a blowjob underneath a table <- this is sooo wrong on sooo many levels.

8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: coffee
The best drink ever... glory...

9. Your Nickname: kits
running shoes, sneakers <- say what?

in other news:

i've scored myself some part time work for the next few weeks. many thanks to 0412_883_845.

it feels good to be able to say that actually, it's been about 13 months since i last worked, so being able to do some actual real work should be good. and from what i've heard about the job, it's lots of work, and lots of fun.
not really much else to say.

til next....
~Kits~ (have fun with the meme)

Comments

[siouxsyn.livejournal.com]

That was... horrible. Try looking up "Susan". Bloody 'ell.

I'm sure that I had innocence once.... :P