if the elephant were a tool, the bunny would be forced to use it

Hey Knobjockey!

we're in the midst of a level 2 DROUGHT. a DROUGHT means we've had NO RAIN and the reservoirs are DRYING OUT! because of this DROUGHT we have RESTRICTIONS on some of the things we do with the TOWN WATER. these INCLUDE but are not LIMITED to the HOSING of the CEMENT FOOTPATH out the front of your house, the ROAD, your driveway and whatever random object you ABSENTLY point your hose at. if you don't like the leaves that litter your pathway, USE A BROOM!

the excuse of living in FIJI doesn't cut it here. you OWN a property that is governed by the local LAWS, therefore, whenever you are in town, you are OBLIGATED to ABIDE by these LAWS. your blatant disregard for anything but your own pale, bald-headed arse is disgusting, and i have NO SHAME dobbing your pathetic excuse for humanity in.

the next time i spy you WATERING the sidewalk, i will take great PLEASURE shoving your fucking hose up your date and giving you the gut flushing of your life.

anxiously awaiting your return

me

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the bunny stood back and stared as the elephant twitched nervously. could this be his end?

smeg!
new found love for Brisbane City Council.

not 30minutes after i made the call about the guy hosing the street, than they send someone out and have a blether to him!

i hope he gets fined! there is evidence ALL AROUND HIM!

til next....
~Kits~

the elephant stared at the bunny nervously.

I just booked my audition for Parade.

i now need to write a bio and get a headshot done by Monday night.

fuck.

til next....
~Kits~ (shit)

as the bunny sat back and watched, the elephant slowly started to frizzle

i'm having a bitch of a time trying to write up my bio for monday.

i've listed some of the shows i've done (my personal faves really), as well as a few of the solo music gigs i've had.
i'm just wondering whether i should include open mic or not.

and then there's the what to list under "special skills".
i can sing, i play guitar, and can fake it with a flute and drums, but should i list them?
the only dancing i've done extends as far as a box step from memory, and the production requires a fairly confident, nay. strong dancing ability. i can get jiggy wit it at a club, but that's different to choreographed movement.

torn.

i've no formal training in anything i've done, just practical experience.

confused.

til next....
~Kits~