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[kitsunegari]

I hate being held over a fucking barrel.


Cunterlink. Fucking Cunterlink. Yesterday I called to be informed that she could do nothing because her computer said that our claim was being reviewed tomorrow (today) and I should call back then and find out. Dutifully I do so, only to be told that we have to wait four weeks from the claim lodgement date. FOUR FUCKING WEEKS! We're surviving off air presently, because of the lack of this alleged savings we have (of which I could like a share of, even if it's just to prove it's fucking existence). So, because of this fuck around with communication, we're not going to see or hear anything from the fuckers til the middle of Fuck You-ary (February for the ignorant). And we won't get a back pay because we're living off an invisible $8000 savings.

To those knob-jockeys who've messed with the social security system and made it virtually impossible for those who really need the money to get money:

Fuck you.

Slop yourself back into the bucket of puke from whence you came, you slimey pus covered genital infestiation. You're nothing more than a cervical scraping, and even that's putting you on a pedestal.

I'm against capital punishment, but for you I'd gladly make an exception. I would lobby for a special execution and volunteer to be the one privelidged enough to carry it out.

Be thankful I have no knowledge of who you are, or you would feel my wrath. I'm not adverse to torturous means in order to act out my anger, and for you I would take particular pleasure in your slow, meticulous and incredibly painful death.

anxiously awaiting meeting you in person
Your Violent Death


til next....
~Kits~

Comments

[littik.livejournal.com]

I loved the line I got when I tried to get money there yonks ago.

Me - "Hi, I've had eight meetings with you so far, and you've promised me money, and considering I am down to my last $3.00 of which half is going on a bus fare home, I would really appreciate it soon."

Stupid disinterested girl - "Oh? So you're, like, fairly poor? Oh sorry, it seems you're not entitled. And no, I couldn't tell you this over the phone because... nyah"

or... words to that effect.

Of course, my words in reply, once I was out of the building and over the shock was 'FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNTS. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE YOURSELF A PROLAPSE AND GO HAVE A SCAT PARTY TONIGHT YOU HERPED MOTHERFUCKING TULIP STUFFERS'.

[kitsunegari.livejournal.com]

remind me never to stuff you around. ever.

til next....
~Kits~ (pelvic floor exercising like a mother!)

[kcdl.livejournal.com]

Get 10 or so of your friends to call centrelink (at the same time on different phones, or if your clever on conference call so no matter who get them first you talk to centre link) on your behalf pretending to be you. Continue doing this every day until they give you fucking money. The will think you are omnipresent because you have the ability to tie up all their phonelines....in theory.

[kitsunegari.livejournal.com]

that could work, only I had to try for about ten minutes before i got their phone to ring. so, unless i have a large number of psychic friends who knew i wanted to call and stopped me from getting through, and still ultimately failed in their quest, or...um, i'm not too sure if there is a second part to that. *confused*

thanks for the suggestion though Kenny. It's one to keep in mind for the future I believe.

til next....
~Kits~

[frazicus.livejournal.com]

you shoud get back pay when they eventually get their act together though. i know its no help now....but damn it youre entitled. and you shouldnt have to suffer because their system is crap

[kitsunegari.livejournal.com]

i'm more likely to change my opinion of them than get back pay. see, because of this invisible savings we have, we're too rich to get paid, so we're to live off this invisible savings. and because we're living off this invisible savings, we're also to rich to deserve a back payment of any kind.

however, if we were eligible for payment at the end of january (as we were told), and it takes long enough for the application to be processed, then there's a slim possibility of back pay.

i'm not counting on it though.

til next....
~Kits~ (forgetting what money looks like)

[drjon.livejournal.com]

It's not that it goes all the way to the top - it's that it leaks all the way to the bottom.

[kitsunegari.livejournal.com]

sing it brother.

does it mean i have to like it though?

til next....
~Kits~

[champas.livejournal.com]

"I hate being held over a fucking barrel."

Funny. I heard someone say that on holiday in Snowtown last week.

[kymebrown.livejournal.com]

One last piece of advise - ring them (minimum) 17 times a day. You will get (minimum) 24 different people to speak to, and a guaranteed (minimum) 32 different stories, dates and opinions. One of them might just be one you like, and if you talk to enough people, something may just happen.

Also pull the supervisor line. ("Let me speak to your supervisor...NOW").

How do they possibly think you have savings if you don't? Who told them that???