September 2005
12:11 pm
like the memory of an elephant, this is the account of one night.... eh?
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04:21 pm
06:21 pm
10:19 pm
elephants have big feet, and can crush you with their weight
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06:21 pm
elephants NEVER forget. some may forgive, but the never forget
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10:19 pm
what makes an elephant fly?
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11:39 am
12:13 pm
12:26 pm
04:27 pm
the elephant wants a pay rise.
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12:13 pm
Call for help....
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"I resign", sincerely, the elephant.
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04:27 pm
Urgent call.
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07:01 pm
elephants can be used as alternative transport considering they're like living tanks.
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06:41 pm
covered in postage stamps, the monkey returned to his post and promptly ate a fly.
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03:15 pm
low humidity and a body covered in hair makes the monkey a highly charged individual
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01:32 pm
04:55 pm
the monkey's forehead ridge was ferociously filed off this morning for unknown reasons
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04:55 pm
this monkey ain't that screwed!
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08:30 pm
09:10 pm
the monkey got stuck in the Chinese finger trap, but not with his fingers.
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09:10 pm
the monkey is still stuck in the Chinese finger trap.
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12:59 pm
01:42 pm
could the monkey be any less of an idiot?
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01:42 pm
borrowing from the apes of old, the monkey took to bashing things with bananas with mild success
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01:43 pm
05:16 pm
we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss!
05:16 pm
so the monkey thought it was a plumber. *facepalm*
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09:04 am
09:13 pm
with bare chest and gold chain, this pimpin' monkey had the bling!
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09:13 pm
the monkey had 7 letters, of which could be seen an X, a Z and a Q. fugger!
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04:04 pm
sometimes this monkey can outshine itself in the geekdomness of things
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10:32 am
01:00 pm
stamps and mistletoe, something the monkey could really do without at this point in time....
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01:00 pm
who took the monkey from the monkey barrel? come on, fess up.... *hands on hips*
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