help me, I can't breath!

[kitsunegari]

dear asshat sinuses

once upon a time I shared a wonderful symbiosis with you. we would smell wonderful things together, stick ourselves in places no one wanted us, we'd even share a laugh or two *snort*. but what has happened my fine olfactory friend? these days you cause me nothing but sufferage. what have i done to deserve such punishment?

does it no longer matter that i have provided for you all our lives? is your repayment of my gratitude to cause me an inability to breathe at night? is it to provide me with shocking bouts of sneezing everytime i think of inhaling through your corridors? if it is not, then why do you? why do i find you forever clogged with immovable sludge?

you are leaving me little choice but to take drastic action in order to get my life back on track. perhaps this animosity will end on its own, but if it does not, i cannot be held accountable for my actions.

unsincerely yours

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x-posted

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[flamavis.livejournal.com]

very poetic :)