the elephant had to give it a go. pity he's deaf.

Lost Direction

I've seen many things in this forum
which are often lacking decorum
but the latest in ranting and raving
is causing my brain to cave in
i don't even know the post in question
so don't have a real interjection
but it's all just classic ass-hattery
(not meaning to provide you with flattery)
wot has transpired in these here pages
and has been going on and on for ages
now, perhaps we should look at my supper
ramen noodles and spices, quite dapper
an analogy with a tasty repose
to help bring this rhyme to a close
when shoving ones face with the food of the gods
don't ever blaspheme and call them all sods
just chew away calmly, thanking the lord
you didn't just sneeze them all over your keyboard.

cross posted in note_to_asshat

til next....
~Kits~ (cleaning ramen from her keyboard)